I'm legal again. The government has procured a hasty passport with my picture in it and everything, and it looks almost convincing. The new American passports are like taking a trip to Disney World while you travel around the real world. Every page has a different "American" image on it with an inspirational quote at the top. It covers everything from the Liberty Bell to the cowboys, and naturally New York City. With rubber raised printing of revolutionary images and bald eagles on the inside covers and holograms covering my face, it's hard to believe it's real.
I miss my old passport. It was just blue.
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ewww, mine just expired. i'll be joining you with a new disneyland copy soon. "it's a small world afterall..."
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